candiikismet:

Dear God in heaven

(via ashlynnsprettyrad)

asom-broso:

writing-prompt-s:

Your phone rings. The number looks familiar. You pick up to hear your own voice asking you for help.

“i need your help”

“bitch me too the fuck”

then hang up

(via heart)

platonicsheith:

one time my friends and i got bubble tea and my one friend didn’t know abt the tapioca pearls and he took a sip and then opened his mouth and let like 9 of them roll out of his mouth and onto the floor and then whispered “what the fuck”

(Source: lunarkittens, via blondedbri)

aromes:

omg

(via parysite)

charmancler:

who cares about hashtags when there’s hashbrowns

(Source: ankklebiters, via handjob)

epheliss:

kylogram:

epheliss:

Just cus i cant live off pasta doesnt mean i wont live off pasta

I lived off of almost nothing but spaghetti for 3 years straight and then they had to remove my colon.

That sounds like a you problem

(via oh-morning-glow)

nadanzum:

be hot and wild but do good in school and achieve ya feel

(Source: lilmartinimami, via forgave)

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landfalls:

am I the only one who really likes it when ur holding someone’s hand and they just rub their thumb across yours

(Source: decongest, via averagge)

refurbthecat:

Guess who ate, then un-ate, what must have been most of a sock today?

It wasn’t even a good sock.

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